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Ep14: Musical Mysteries

Ep14: Musical Mysteries

April 17, 2019

Sup fam we're back after a long and much needed respite here to remind you all to take care of yourselves! But we're back for good (knock on wood) and we will be going back to our regularly scheduled program. Enjoy this long episode we made in honor of Tay's birthday which is now months ago oops... Also, the audio got really wonky at a few points, but it's been so long since we've given you all anything that we worked through it the best we could. So with that, unsolved mysteries this week include: Why did the audio (especially Tay's side) get so messed up? What time zone is Earth? Ya like jazz? How did those pizza-dillas end up tasting? Wait, that one is solved, and Tay can tell you they were heckin' delicious. Thanks for tuning in!

Friendly Ghosts 2: The Deep Web with Faith

Friendly Ghosts 2: The Deep Web with Faith

March 5, 2019

Join Tay, Kay, and special guest Faith (@mizukokichi) for some creepy tales of the mysterious realm known as the deep web. 

Ep13: Lore and Missing Persons: Valentines Edition

Ep13: Lore and Missing Persons: Valentines Edition

February 25, 2019

Hello #SpoopNation, thanks for being patient with us as we've been working out some personal kinks life has thrown at us. It may be the end of February, but here's an episode we recorded in the spirit of this "lovely" month -.- We will be releasing a bonus episode within the next few days and then we will return to our regularly scheduled weekly Monday releases next week! 

There's a topic for everyone with this episode. First, Tay explains the history of Valentine's Day and then dives into some lore featuring angels and demons and succubi. You know, the good stuff. Then for the second half of the episode, Kay tackles a bizarre missing persons case that took place on this hallmark holiday. Unsolved mysteries include: Why can a Catholic saint have an affair with a Pagan goddess and it's "fine" but when I try to do that I'm a "disgrace"? Is it better to murder someone if you can't afford to divorce them? Is it gay to devote an entire day to loving women? Wait, maybe we did solve that one...

Ep12: Missing Persons

Ep12: Missing Persons

February 11, 2019

Welcome to our (sort of) second installment in missing persons cases! These are real weird this week, folks. 

Ep11: Spontaneous Human Combustion

Ep11: Spontaneous Human Combustion

February 2, 2019

Watch out, this episode is on fire! With inspiration ignited by Tim (instagram @littleowl444), Tay and Kay spark another medical mysteries discussion with this hot topic. This week's unsolved Hall of Flame: Was the concept of SHC kindled by Fart Fatality? Should you keep your oxygen mask on when getting lit in bed? Does one have an excuse to get their emotions all flared up when an ember gets all torchy-feely with their clothes? Speaking of which, what does burning human flesh smell like, anyway? And how many smoldering puns can we make in one paragraph? Was this a bit too match? (Please don't burn us for this... We all know everything changed when the #SpoopNation attacked)

Ep10: Exorcisms

Ep10: Exorcisms

January 26, 2019

We're getting spooky again, folks! Beware, this is a dark one, but Tay and Kay did their best to make the exorcisms episode as wholesome as possible. What could possibly be unsolved this week? How about these burning questions: What does the cat say? How the heck could Tay and Kay possibly have made this episode wholesome? Can you really just hop right out of depression? God, we wish. But the answers are limitless, people, and we only shout into the void for an hour or so each week, so there's no way to know. Sorry about that.

Ep9: Mass Hysteria

Ep9: Mass Hysteria

January 19, 2019

Welcome to our first of what we hope to be many medical mysteries episode! This week, Tay and Kay get hysterical with these crazy historical cases of mass hysteria. Still unsolved: hysterical/historical: coincidental similar spellings? (I am just now noticing this...) How good is the devil in bed? Can anyone find us a time machine to travel back to 16th century Europe? We just wanna check out the rave scene. And maybe try to solve all this craziness. Or not. After all, solving stuff is not in our job description.

Thanks for 100 downloads, #SpoopNation!! We love you!

Ep8: Superstitions

Ep8: Superstitions

January 12, 2019

Hey, #SpoopNation! This week we tone down the eerie factor just a bit and discuss some origins and nature of a few superstitions. Our burning unsolved takeaways: Why is Tay's cat such a spoiled idiot? Does Peter Pan's brother Peter Pants exist? Did the amount of times Tay and Kay said "M*cbeth" effect Tay's audio quality or is that just a superstition? (Sorry about that...)

Ep7: Locked Room Murders

Ep7: Locked Room Murders

January 5, 2019

Welcome to our third true crime installment in which we discuss the popular crime genre of locked room mysteries, also called "perfect murders." These are some weird, creepy cases, folks! Unsolved questions from this week: Will hosts Tay and Kay succeed at their New Years resolutions? Just how much can Kay love water? Why does Tay's cat have the cutest little meow? Some questions just don't need answering! Stay spooky, #SpoopNation

Ep6: Friendly Ghosts with Sydney

Ep6: Friendly Ghosts with Sydney

December 22, 2018

Special guest Sydney (Instagram @sydsgonebatty) joins Tay and Kay to discuss personal ghost stories with a large Stanley Hotel feature. If you enjoy this episode, let us know because we want to do more "friendly ghost" episodes in the future. Unsolved mysteries this time around include: When are we going up north to the shed? Why do old houses have so many spoons? Do ghosts listen to Justin Bieber and actually enjoy it? Why is Kay so adorable when drunk? The world may never know. Stay spoopy, #SpoopNation!